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I used to love hand sanitizer. Such a convenient method of killing hand-borne germs. But not anymore! Not since it was reported today that products like Purell are the New Teen High.

Instantly, I knew that we needed to ban it. Here are my seven arguments for banning hand sanitizer. (If they bear any resemblance to typical arguments used to support marijuana prohibition, it’s purely coincidental.)