I cleaned out my desk today. Yikes. I’m not a hoarder – normally I’m a brutal junker of everything my family holds near and dear – but my office desk gets overlooked, so here it is, a list of items I’ve removed from the desk drawers today.
3 cellphones, chargers, boxes, manuals.
A gun lock.
A cap gun and holster.
A bluetooth earpiece.
3 sets of earphones.
A thumb drive.
A 2nd generation 40GB iPod.
A set of blades for a knife.
Corroded battery, unopened.
A hundred business cards.
5-year old birthday cards.
Numerous clocks.
Several unread books.
Twenty CDs.
Old bank statements and contracts.
A handmade Nicaraguan cigar.