Last night’s controversial Question Time with BNP leader Nick Griffin went something like this:

Dimbleby: “Good evening. I’d like to welcome our panel tonight. Well, all of them bar one of course”
[audience laughs nervously]
Griffin: “I ..”
[audience boos, ecstatically]
Dimblebore: “That’s really quite enough from you, Mr Griffin”
[enthusiastic applause. Cries of ‘quite right’]
Dumbledore: “First, I must just apologise for the screaming and breaking glass you may be able to hear. I’m told that the UAF have peacefully stormed the building and are now peacefully smashing the place up”.
Dumbledore: “and so, to our first question. Gentlemen with the cross face..”
Angry Asian: “Nick. Is it that you love Churchill and hate Muslims, innit?”
Nick Griffin: “I didn’t..”
Baroness Wassup [interrupting]: “Yes, you do, don’t you, you do”
[prolonged applause]
Dumbledore: “Moving on now. I’ve got photos’ Mr Griffin, of you standing near a man from the Klu Klux Klan. Does the very existence of these photo’s not prove, beyond doubt, that you’d very much like to strap a black man to the front of your pickup and drive all round the bayou at high speed?”
Nick Griffin: “Well, I..”
Bonnie Greer [interrupting]: “Don’t you try to tell me about no KKK. I’m American.”