Clive Owen & Scarlett Johannson

It’s my sixth wedding anniversary today. Last night, to commemorate our anniversary, my wife Melissa and I wrote our lists of the top 5 celebrities who we have agreed henceforth to be the exceptions from the norms of our agreed monogamy: if we ever get the chance to hook up with any of the hot celebrities on our lists, we’re permitted to under the terms of this arrangement.

Call it the ‘Post-Nup Hot Sex Clause’. Here are the lists:


5) Jon Bon Jovi
4) Brandon Flowers (The Killers)
3) Christian Bale
2) Sean Bean
1) Clive Owen


5) Hayden Panetierre
4) Mariah Carey
3) Julia Stiles
2) Jessica Alba
1) Scarlett Johansson

Our top picks are pictured above.