Prince Albert
I’d never heard the term ‘Prince Albert’ used in the way I heard it recently.

Sitting around with company and red wine and peach cobbler, pontificating about a variety of inspirational topics, somehow I uttered the term “clitoral stud” in the conversation, which prompted another cobbler-eater to say, “Prince Albert”. Word association? It was curious to say the least, until I figured out what it meant: the Prince Albert comes before the real Prince Albert in this Google search – NSFW (Not Safe For Work).

Painfully amusing.