Bluetree God of this citySome guys I used to play music with at our church in Belfast, Northern Ireland a few years ago went on to form a band called Bluetree. They released their debut album to the United States last month, and found themselves at Number One on the Soundscan Christian Retail Chart, making them the biggest-selling Christian artists in America. Today marks the fourth week the album has remained at the top of the chart.

Inspired by the success of my friends, I believe I have the next big idea. I’m forming a band called Turquoise Tree. The first single will be called ‘God of This Medium-Sized Suburb’. We’ll aim to be top of the album chart in Liechtenstein.