These bumbling, blubbering baffoons. Mercedes has, in a concession this past week, offered to make some of their premium range cars WITHOUT the standard leather seats…… WHY?

Because, following protests by the German chapter of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PETA researcher Edmund Haferbeck says, “When you consider that the skins of four to fifteen cows are needed for each car this means thousands of cows will be spared. This is a huge victory for animal rights.”

WHAT THE HELL DO THEY THINK HAPPENS TO THE REST OF THE COW?

EVER HEAR OF A STEAKHOUSE?

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John Wright

johnwright@softhome.net