I'M JOHN.

I TALK A LOT FOR A LIVING. AND POINT MY CAMERA AT PEOPLE.

 

RADIO

My daily afternoon talk show airs in Arizona, California and online. I never run out of material.

 

FILM

I got into filmmaking because I love it, but people are trying to pay me now too.

 

WRITE

Totally time-deprived. But I really like to write - lately a short film.

PROJECTS

To do / doing / done.

Cyber D’ Lites

Cyber D’ Lites

The Noisy Plume

The Noisy Plume

Stutter Tattoo

Stutter Tattoo

Goatman: Search for the Legend (2010)

Goatman: Search for the...

PAACE iRaffle

PAACE iRaffle

The Live Campaign

The Live Campaign

Melissa Wright Photography

Melissa Wright Photogra...

Best Day Ever (2014)

Best Day Ever (2014)

Parker Livecast

Parker Livecast

Quartzsite

Quartzsite

James Woods for Congress

James Woods for Congres...

Maya’s

Maya’s

  • ALL LIFE IS AN EXPERIMENT. THE MORE EXPERIMENTS YOU MAKE THE BETTER.

    ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • THERE IS ONLY ONE BASIC HUMAN RIGHT, THE RIGHT TO DO AS YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE. AND WITH IT COMES THE ONLY BASIC HUMAN DUTY, THE DUTY TO TAKE THE CONSEQUENCES.

    ― PJ O'Rourke
  • SIR, WHAT YOU HAD THERE WAS WHAT WE REFER TO AS A FOCUSED, NON-TERMINAL REPEATING PHANTASM, OR A CLASS GIVE FULL-ROAMING VAPOR. REAL NASTY ONE TOO.

    ― Ray Stantz
  • IT IS NOT TRUE THAT I HAD NOTHING ON. I HAD THE RADIO ON.

    ― Marilyn Monroe
  • THE WHOLE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD IS THAT FOOLS AND FANATICS ARE ALWAYS SO CERTAIN OF THEMSELVES, AND WISE PEOPLE SO FULL OF DOUBTS.

    ― Bertrand Russell
  • THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN TELEKINETICS, RAISE MY HAND.

    ― Kurt Vonnegut
  • I WOULD RATHER LIVE WITH A GOOD QUESTION THAN A BAD ANSWER.

    ― Aryeh Frimer

RADIO ARCHIVE

Some bits from my daily radio show. Take a listen!

FAQ

Frequently Asked... you know what FAQ stands for.

How do I listen to your radio show live?

Like cat videos and instructions on how to hide a corpse, my radio show can be found online. It streams daily at like 3 p.m. Pacific Time (more like 2 p.m. in the winter because of Daylight Savings Time). You can find it HERE.

Where's all the content that used to be here?

Ah, yes. This website started life as a traditional blog way back in 2003, when I was still living in Northern Ireland and had free time. You can still get to that stuff by clicking HERE.

I have a film / video / script idea I want to run by you. Can we talk about it?

Honestly I'm not the dude you're looking for. We don't have a huge production company with lots of resources; we make what we can when we can, and it's usually in association with another film group or something. The only exception to this is if you're looking for some commercial work; see below.

Do you produce commercials?

Yes, I sometimes do commercials intended for TV, web video or those movie theater ads that show before the previews. If you'd like to talk about doing one, get in touch!

Can I be on your show?

Being on the air every day means I'm always looking for interesting content. If you think you might be what I'm looking for, let me know!

How do I get into radio / film / writing / whatever?

First, careful what you wish for. Those are fields with extremely limited opportunities. If you just want to have fun and don't mind making any money - at least for the first while - then start a podcast, buy a camera and start pointing it at stuff, open your laptop and start writing. You can't beat just jumping in with both feet. If you're super-duper serious and want to commit your entire life to a single one of those endeavors to the point where you could make a living off it, go to broadcasting school or film school. But even that's not a guarantee, and there's no substitute for experience.

What's your position on sub sandwiches?

I'm for 'em.

YOU'RE IRISH?

And British. It's a Northern Ireland thing.

 

 

Born and raised in Belfast, I dodged the bombs and bullets while taking an early interest in media, using the excuse of being senior editor for a student newsletter and annual magazine to skip classes for four consecutive years, and producing and editing video and audio as part of various media-related activities at the time.

 

After a while dabbling in Belfast radio, I now host a daily radio show and live near the Colorado River in western Arizona, a stone's throw from California where I also spend a lot of time.

 

My independent film production company is Hemet Productions, via which I and my fellow hatchetmen of the New World Order make documentaries, and partner with other filmmakers on movie projects.

 

I spend the rest of my time with a collection of misfits I call friends and family, jetskiing, boating, off-roading, dining and movie-watching.

 

Where it's all going I have no idea.

GET IN TOUCH

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